The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
I’ve not seen the Twilight films, but I have seen all of their trailers. And outside of the trailer for the first film, which teased an origin story, my perception of these films (again, solely based on their trailers) is that they’re about people who like to stare sternly at each other, occasionally say something ominous, and at some point run really fast, and, clothes and bodily physics be dammed, transform, mid-stride, into a howling and angry wolf. Am I right? Is that what these films are?
In a nutshell: I thought I was done with these films. I thought “The Hunger Games” made them go away the way Justin Bieber told Jesse McCartney to politely never show his face around those who fall in the 9 to 58 demographic. But I was wrong, per usual, because I don't know anything. Twilight is the worst. I hope all of you who love these films have a horrible time at the cinema.
A Secret Affair
If you go see this movie you are not allowed to read this website anymore. This literally looks like the lamest shit of a film Philippine cinema has crapped forth in ages.
In a nutshell: Even the people who star in this won’t be seeing it. Go see “The Dark Knight Rises” on DVD again.
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