Maroon 5 Groupie and Victoria’s Secret Model Anne V in a Bikini

Anne V is that bitch who used to fuck that little man from Maroon 5, a band that is essentially the male version of Katy Perry, with ridiculous radio play despite the horrible songs. It’s the shit you play out in your head and wonder why the fuck you know this Prince and Michael Jackson hack-impersonation-act…and realize it is because the media controls you.

Anne V is wearing a pink bikini, but she might as well be wearing black, because her vagina might as well have the black plague since it committed the crime it will never live down…that will follow her around like she’s condemned, tainted, the fucking worst. She did something no woman should ever do…but so many women still stupidly do: she banged Adam Levine…the same Adam Levine who deserves to be shot for his horrible, high pitched, catchy pop songs that the radio seems to fucking love. She fucked him and that is something that can’t be forgiven…even if it was for business…even if it was just a dumb young girl thing…even if she is in fucking bikinis like she was some kind of lingerie model, which she is. All I see is a body that may be the reason for the “Moves Like Jagger” song and I am forced to hate her.

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Victoria’s Secret Models Topless Overload in Vogue

This is probably the fucking best Victoria’s Secret campaign of all fucking time, because they took their stable of high-paid hookers a.k.a. models, and got them naked enough and shot interestingly enough, so it wouldn’t turn out to be another shitty, boring, typical Victoria’s Secret photoshoot.

The models are Isabeli Fontana, Karlie Kloss, Miranda Kerr, Toni Garrn, Irina Shayk, Constance Jablonski, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart…and I love them all equally.

Sure we’ve seen all their nipples before, but having their nipples come together this glorious Thanksgiving Day reminds me of a few things I want to give thanks for. So many small and subtle implants…so much fun. 

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Candice Swanepoel Grabs Rihanna’s Ass at the Victoria’s Secret Show

Candice Swanepoel just posted this pic of her grabbing Rihanna’s ass at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Apparently, Rihanna is Candice’s “girl crush.” I am gonna assume it has something to do with Candice being South African and Rihanna’s ancestors being African slaves that make her feel this connection. Anyhow, I’m a pretty huge fan of this Candice. I’m not sure why…but I’ll start with her toes and work my way up.

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The Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show That I Wasn’t Invited To

The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the brand’s models by following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them, was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging, at least this kind of blogging, even if I am two years deep into it, is still some amateur hour shit. I gotta go mainstream…

Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping of, which is probably a good thing, because no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless-looking guy at the front row of any of their event. So I’ll just stick to the spray-on hair and food dehydrator infomercials that I have yet to jerk off to…because I never got that desperate.

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Jessica White Dressed Up as a Victoria’s Secret Model for Halloween

I know I am too cool for Halloween, and I have been hating on the shit all day, but I do approve of some costumes, and that is when they involve little or no work. It’s like when a girl just figures “I don’t have a costume, I’ll go out in my underwear with a mask.”

I approve of the low impact, last minute, poor planning, this-is-what-I-have-lying-around kind of costumes. I don’t approve of costumes purchased at a sex shop, typically trashy…or rented and obvious…or something custom-made that involved tons of effort, because all you really need is some underwear for a good costume.

I think Jessica White is the ghost of Halloween future that brought me hope and newfound appreciation for this holiday…but maybe I just like that her name is “White” but her skin is black. I think it’s got more to do with her dressed like a lingerie model…when she is a lingerie model. Bitch played Halloween right.

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