Showing posts with label Toys and Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toys and Games. Show all posts

Marvel Toy Must-Haves: Hulk! Venom! Lizard!



The Disney Store is joining with Diamond Select Toys before the end of the year to bring you three new Marvel Select Figures. You can choose from Savage Hulk, Flash Thompson as Venom, or Lizard. Each figure has 16 points of articulation and stands at 7” to 9” tall. They come in fancy Select packaging that should match everything else on your shelf.

The Lizard figure is particularly cool because it’s the first sculpt in the line based on Dr. Curt Connors’ appearance in classic comic books.
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The Return of the Top 5 Bizarre Sex Toys!!!



Every few months or so, I let the Internet rape my brain with a deluge of bizarre sex toys. Then I choose the top five that I can stomach and post them here for your entertainment and/or shopping list ideas. As always, let me know which of the sex toys disgust you, which ones turn you on, which ones you already own and use every day.


5. Justin Bieber Sex Doll
I think this is meant for gay men but I’m buying it for my wife…you know…for posing with on Instagram….and you know…for her to have sex with somehow.


4. Inflatable Sounder
Know what this is? Where it goes? Well, that long, thin center black bit is meant to go into a man’s pee hole. Fair enough, since I’m a decadent fucker, that’s pretty tame to me, but then the toy INFLATES.

INFLATES!


3.  Fuck Saw
It can be dangerous and time consuming to make your own Fuck Saw, that is, attaching a dildo to a power saw. Thankfully, now you can buy one pre-manufactured and avoid the murder charge when you accidentally saw your girlfriend in half from the inside.


2. Electro-Stim Butt Plug
This is an electrified butt plug. I’m no doctor. Hell, I didn’t even finish high school. Hell, I’m functionally illiterate. But it can’t be healthy to send electrical currents up into your ass.


1. Labrador Retriever Dog Penis Dildo with Inflatable Knot
It’s a dog dildo. Enough said.
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The Top 7 Most Awesome Spawn Creature Figures



With the substandard fare McFarlane Toys is producing nowadays, it’s easy to forget just how important Todd McFarlane’s contribution to the action figures industry was. When he decided he wanted action figures based on his own comic, Spawn, he approached various toymaking companies to see what they could offer him. But as one would expect with someone who left Marvel to forge a new creator-owned comic company, McFarlane didn’t like the lack of control he’d have over these toy lines. What else was there to do but create his own toy company, dedicated to making better action figures than the industry had ever seen before?

In the first decade or so of McFarlane Toys’ existence, they produced very few licensed toys. So most of what was produced was either based on the Spawn comic or were a product of Todd’s or his sculptors’ fevered imaginations. And of course, we’re talking about a guy who made comics about creatures from hell, so it’s perhaps no surprise that McFarlane produced a wide array of awesome, bizarre creatures as part of its own lines. Here are 7 of the best.

7. The Jackal King
This amazing figure was a diamond in the rough at the ass-end of Todd’s Spawn line, back when the company was still switching over from articulated figures to what were more or less just plastic statues. As part of the “Age of Pharaohs” ancient-Egyptian-themed Spawn line, what the Jackal King lacks in articulation he makes up for with an amazing sculpt and paint job.


6. The Horrid
The Horrid is an easy sell for fantasy fans: he's a huge, fully articulated dragon that fits into nearly any fantasy display. The figure was absolutely squashed into its blister card. Thanks to his articulation, many fans consider him superior to McFarlane's later line of statue dragons because he can actually move.


5. The Viper King
The Viper King is a big blue-green serpentine lord who barely fits in its packaging and looks like a cross between a gorgon and a mer-man. His top half was that of a menacing snake man, and his bottom half split into six chained serpents, all bendable and durable.


4. Manga Cyber Violator
He’s not just a “manga” version of the Violator. He’s not just a “cyber” version of the Violator. He’s MANGA. CYBER. VIOLATOR. One of Spawn’s primary nemeses, the Violator was a disgusting clown who could transform into a skinny, toothy demon. McFarlane Toys has made countless versions of the character, but perhaps none as memorable as this one.


3. Raenius
A character from the Curse of the Spawn comic, Raenius was damned by Zeus to Hades, where he made a deal with Malebolgia and was returned to the surface a horrific monster, where he killed Zeus and became King of the Gods. His action figure is a wide-awake nightmare featuring exposed muscle, stretchy goo coating his limbs, worms spewing from his mouth, bendy tentacles flying in all directions, exposed guts, and a little Tinkerbell-like sprite just to make it all seem ironic or something.


2. The Heap
The figure is green and slimy-looking, and its body is covered in trash. It includes bits of plastic designed to mimic broken glass that would probably injure any kids who, for some reason, were given this abomination to play with. It has a gaping, articulated mouth that could store some garbage accessories (“Mouth drops open to spew out garbage!” the packaging exclaimed). Easily one of the weirdest and most fun creature figures McFarlane made.


1. Cy-Gor II
Cy-Gor is a gigantic cyborg ape. McFarlane has made a few Cy-Gor figures over the years, but this one is unquestionably the best. It features great articulation, rubbery wires, real metal chains, interchangeable hands (a robotic hand and a pirate-like hook), and a chest panel that pops off to reveal a poseable robotic monkey inside. There’s no part of this paragraph that isn’t awesome. 
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Nicki Minaj Naked Photo Leaked!!!



The naked picture below of rapper and new American Idol judge Nicki Minaj was just leaked to the web.



Nicki Minaj is as beautiful as she is talented…which is to say she is hideously ugly. However, if the degenerate fucks are dumb enough to listen to this hack “musical talent,” no doubt they will also be dumb enough to be turned on by this leaked naked Nicki Minaj photo.
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