Showing posts with label Freaks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freaks. Show all posts

Paz De La Huerta’s Erotic, Smoking, Pregnant, Fat Ass in a Bikini



Paz De La Huerta is my dream girl: a crackhead hipster chick from the New York scene who no one really knows or gets because she’s just so high fashion and obscure—unshowered, dirty, cunty, and looking like she’s been fucked so hard, so many times…and that is amazing.

Sure she’s seen better days. I guess being kicked off “Boardwalk Empire,” the one high profile gig she ever landed, was her downfall, I guess to some. But to me, this pregnant-and-smoking look not only works for her, but more importantly, this pregnant-and-smoking look is incredible and it works for me, too. Not just because I love pregnant chicks who smoke—it is a fetish, and the only way I like pregnant girls—but it’s because it reminds me how badly I want to taste the many flavors of Paz’s vagina: ghetto, grimy, trashy and insane. I wanna rub that grease all over my face, baby. That’s all both of us really need.

Seriously, this shit made life worth living today…


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Skeleton Sex: Woman Arrested For Having Sex with Human Bones!!!



Following a tip that a woman was bragging to neighborhood kids that she had dead people and knives in her apartment, a 37-year-old Swedish woman was arrested last September on suspicion of murder when police officers entered her home and found human skeletal remains and knives in her living room.

The murder charges were later dropped—despite the fact that the prosecutor has no fucking clue where she got the skeletons in the first place—when it was discovered the woman was using the remains as sexual props.

The lovely Swedish lady might have gotten away with murder, but on Tuesday she was formally charged for the crime of “violating the peace of the dead,” an offense that carries a hefty load of fines and up to two years of jail time.

It just goes to show, when you need a good boning, go straight to the source:

The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures.

After further analysis it was determined that the woman is not mentally ill and that she is simply fascinated by death. A claim supported by the pile of evidence found in her apartment: a picture of her licking a skull, photos of morgues and chapels, body bags, a drill, and “documents about how to have sex with the recently deceased or otherwise dead people.”

You’d think the proof would be in the pudding, but despite the damning evidence this Swedish necrophiliac continues to claim the woman in the photos isn’t her and that the only reason she had an apartment full of human skeletons is that she’s an amateur historian and archaeologist.

I’m not one to call people liars, but…LIAR! Liar, liar, pants on fire, nose is as long as a telephone wire. She’s definitely guilty, but I say throw the woman a bone, I don’t know that she necessarily deserves to go to jail. It’s not like she hurt anyone, except maybe herself with bone shards in weird orifices. Although, I guess I would be emotional scarred if someone dug up my grandfather’s grave to use his tibia as a fake dong.






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Courtney Cox’s Old Lady in Bikini with Scary Dinosaur Back Pics



This is freaking me the fuck out…and you have to understand that I don’t fear skinny girls. If anything, I support and endorse fitness or starvation or anything so that you don’t end up fat, but there comes a time where I guess being skinny is flawed, and as much as I hate admitting that, because I love skin and bones, this fucking Courtney Cox spine is the shit nightmares are fucking made of…seriously. It’s like something that came straight out of a horror movie. I don’t know what the cause of this is, but shit does not look fucking normal, and all I can think about is how disturbing fucking her from behind would be…staring at that thing like it was an alien creature ready to rip your fucking dick off.

I find this really fucking WEIRD…and I have fucked some really fucking weird, questionable things. On the positive side of things, her ass isn’t bad for a 50-year-old mom, so if you focus on that, it’s almost as though that freakish back isn’t there haunting the rest of her.
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Kristen Stewart is Homely as Fuck



It amazes me that with an inbred face like this, people actually give a fuck about this girl. I mean, a face like this is not meant to be famous, glamorous, a celebrity. A face like this is meant to be ripping lines of meth in efforts to abort her unwanted baby she can’t identify the daddy of, because it happened when she was tripping. Even when the bitch wears slutty dresses, she can’t win me over…which I assume is every girls’ objective in life, because I’m pretty great.
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Lady GaGa is a Topless Halloween Whore



Lady Gaga did Halloween relatively topless in a stupid fucking costume, even though every day is Halloween for this freak, wherein she dresses up like a bullshit artist who claims to be an actual artist. Truth be told, she’s just a puppet being told what the fuck to do by a team of marketing execs. The whole thing is fucking boring, disgusting, repetitive and not at all intriguing…and the only thing that really fascinates me about her is when dudes tell me they want to have sex with her. Weird.


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